So what did you do today?

Dear diary,

Today I watched 13 episodes of How I met Your Mother. Non-stop.

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Yup. That was how I spent my day. Cool huh. Of course there were the requisite toilet breaks and food breaks. Which makes it...less cool. I guess I'm just not fated to go out today. First canceled dinner so I'm sharing food with my sister and sitting in from of the computer with 3 nuked frozen beef patties. There's this oozy brown stuff coming out of the patty. I don't know if it's fat or meat or whatever, but it's edible. Yum. I think. Tried to call YM, see if he's free but his phone's off. Called Shawn, but he's on duty. Ohh...bummer. In the middle of our call, someone called his office, so time for him to scoot back to work. Me? Episode 15.

GAWD is it so hard to find a another FELLOW HUMAN BEING to go out with?

For the past 5 days that I have been on leave (including this one) all I've done is stay cooped up at home from day to night watching TV shows. If think if I keep doing this till Sunday I can probably gain an accent already.