OH GOD NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENNING NONONONONONONO AHHHHHH WHY WHY WHY NONONONO!!!


This is the only way I can get a message to the outside world PLEASE HELP ME. This is an EMERGENCY. Will someone out there in the free and sane world of the civilised save me from this madness??? This is it. Evil forces within the government have implemented their Masterplan and we are all doomed. By we I mean teenagers of Singapore. Wireless@SG is EVIL. I cannot sign in to Windows Live MSN, OR Windows Messenger and webmessenger LAGS PERMANENTLY. No messages can be sent at all. I cannot communicate with my friends! What will life be without instant messaging? To horrible to comtemplate.


This is endgame. When the final moves will be made and victory is at hand. Soon, these evil forces after toppling our IM channels with their WirelessEVIL@SG plan wil SHUT OFF ALL CELL TOWERS. No smses or calls at all. Forever. Each individiual teen waill be isolated from his or her peers and from aid and from the chance to buil. Please, tell Interpol, the UN, somebody, anybody! I can't contact anyone at all...absolutely no one. I have foolishly fallen into their evil plan, lured by dreams of free internet across the isle for 3 years. The horror. Please, I'm am doing this at Rivervale Plaza's Macdonalds, Block 118 Rivervale something. Call in the UN before its too late.


After the cells are down, they will shut down transmission from all TV channels. All teenangers will be brainwashed by their parents with a genetic drug that destroys the gland that produces undesirable qualities like emoness, hope, aspirations, rebelliousness, and free will in all of us. An emo teengaer is not a productive worker. We shall be forced to wear drab grey uniforms and herded into "Learning collectives" or "Information farms" where we shall mug and absorb information 18 hours a day, day after day, year after year. We shall be forced into the economy, make it prosper, procreate and produce another generation of money spinninig biological entities.

MJC Block Test/0 A.D. (After De-teening)/GP P1/Q8
"Education is no longer about learning but about economic survival" To what extent do you agree?


To a large extent.




Now wasn't that amusing? Seriously. I really can't access MSN either of the Windows Live, plain old Windows, or even the webmessenger variety. This is honestly the only way I can get a message out. Please spread the message to other teens. Beware the Wireles[wireless@sg_connection_interrupted]